Someone like her doesn’t need someone like me and my massive.baggage for her first time. I’ll help her find the right guy for the job.
Someone’s got to keep her out of trouble. I’ve decided to be her guide for all her firsts except one. She’s got a list of Firsts to accomplish like she’s only got months to live. I walked in on her interview session for potential candidates (who even does that?) and saw straight through her brave front. Lose her virginity by the end of the semester. The only girl I know who can make Heidi braids look sexy as hell. “How long do you last in bed?” Those were her first words to me, swiftly followed up with, “And how big would you say you are?”
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